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Today I was reading a blog post from an employee of Hostmonster and Bluehost and I thought you would enjoy seeing it.  Hostmonster and Bluehost are two of the web’s most popular web hosting providers and literally receive hundreds/thousands of tech requests each day.  As you can imagine when you receive this many tech requests some are going to be very humerous.  Take a look at some of these funny customer support conversations:

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Tech: Welcome to our real-time support chat. How can I help you today? I assist multiple customers at a time so please be patient.
Customer: You say I have to wait 10-15 minutes about your super-secret password email. first of all that is RIDICULOUS. Second of all, I need to get to my account NOW why are you holding me hostage and third, I’ve waited LONG ENOUGH send me the email!!!!!
Customer: what exactly is your damage? where is this “precious” email from you???????
Tech: please check your spam filter or junk folder if you are not receiving the e-mail.
Customer: FINALLY got your “precious” email that took a REE-DONK-U-LOUS amount of time….there is NOTHING wrong with my current PW it has plenty of variety including a special character and a number. when did you guys become such password dictators?
Customer: i added a capital and STILL not good enough for you? I just switched all of my services over to you and now i realize i am dealing with a bunch of unreasonable dictators
Tech: Passwords must contain at least 8 characters, one lower, one capital, one number, and one non-alphanumeric character. This is a security precaution. I apologize for the frustration this has caused you.
Customer: fine, i’ll be looking for yet another company who are not so unreasonable. seriously. this is STUPID.
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Tech: Welcome to our support chat. I take a number of chats at a time, so there might be a delay in my responses.
Customer: Hello, Why is god not seem to be hairy? Thank you
Tech: I apologize, but I’m not sure what I can help with. Can you please clarify for me?
Customer: okay
Customer: Whenever you see a picture of God, you never see him to be hairy on his body… i was wondering what you think about it?
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Tech: I apologize, but this is actually not a question covered by our technical support services. I would recommend you direct this question to a local Pastor.
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Tech: Welcome to our real-time support chat. How can I help you today? I assist multiple customers at a time so please be patient.
Customer: shut the **** up i never said you could talk.
Customer: this is a robbery.
Customer: put ur hands up.
Customer: NOW !
Customer: *shoot*
Customer: ok ur dead
Customer: nice talkin to u
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Tech: Is there anything else I can assist you with today?
[screaming child in background]
Customer: *laughing* You have a babysitter?
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Tech: We have you down for the 12 month web hosting plan is that correct?
Customer: Yes (long pause). WAIT! Do you mean “down” as the website isn’t up for a year? I’m sorry I don’t know what you mean.
Tech: I mean “down” as our records reflect that you signed up for 12 months of web hosting with us.
Customer: So, 12 month of having my site up not down?
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Tech: An exclamation mark?
Customer: No, like a capital 1.
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Tech:  Thank you for contacting our real-time chat. I may be working with other customers, so there might be a delay. How can I help you?
Customer:  bogus a** stuff keepin me from accessing my s***
Tech: please keep the language professional
Customer: suit & tie my brotha
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Tech: Welcome to our real-time support chat. I am assisting multiple customers at this time. Please be patient as my responses may be delayed. How can I help you today?
Customer: they want me to change my password to something so effin crazzy it would be impossible for me to even write it down
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Tech: I apologize but you would still need an upper case letter and symbol to meet our requirements.
Customer: should I turn around and pat my head 3 times as well??
Tech: Sir, I’m very sorry. I understand your frustrations, but this is part of our security updates.
Customer: why don’t we just get close. cause I’m gonna be on this chat, every time I want to log in
Customer: I’m a happy guy. I am not mad at you:) Hahaha
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Customer: I’m sorry, I can’t understand you. You sound like a mechanical Irish person.
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Tech: Is there anything else I can do for you?
Customer: Just one question. It’s a little off the subject but I’m a worshiper or Jesus Christ.
Tech: ok?
Customer: well I like to pray to Jesus for people I don’t know.
Tech: ok?
Customer: Could I get your name?
Tech: [tech’s name]
Customer: [tech’s name] is there anything that I could pray to Jesus about for you? Anything at all?
Tech: No, I think I’m good. Thank you for offering.
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Customer: One quick question.
Tech: ok?
Customer: What do you think of the health care bill? Do you like it?
Tech: I prefer not to discuss politics with customers if it is not relevant to their account.
Customer: Well ok, this one is regarding your work.
Tech: Ok, what is your question?
Customer: Do you have insurance where you work?
Tech: Yes.
Customer: So the health care won’t affect you?
Tech: I’m sorry, but I can’t discuss this.
Customer: Grrrr……*dial tone*

For a few weeks we are going to try something new… We are going to offer free wordpress and wordpress theme installation to anyone who puchases web hosting through one of our links.

So here is how this will work:  

  1. Sign-up for web hosting at  BlueHost or HostMonster   (you must click on one of these links)
  2. Find a free wordpress theme that you want us to install… You may also choose the i3Theme or i2Theme.
  3. Email us at support@alreadyhosting.com .. Let us know your domain name and the wordpress theme you chose and we will install it for free.

It’s as easy as 1-2-3!  We will install WordPress and a theme for FREE!

If you are looking for an amazing free wordpress theme, I suggest checking out the i3Theme and the i2Theme by MangoOrange.com.

MangoOrange just released a new version of their 2 column and three column wordpress themes.  Over 50k people have downloaded this popular theme to date.  Best of all, this wordpress theme is free!

Web  Hosting… This Poem Is For You!

Online Shopping, Blogging, and Fun Online Games
Without You Web Hosting, None Would Have Came
Many People Want You To Be Reliable
Most People Want You To Be Dependable
But We All Want You To Be Affordable!

For These Things We Look To BlueHost
And We Fly To WebHostingPad
With You Online We Will Coast
And Without You We Would Be Sad

Today I dedicate You This Poem
Because Without You I Would be Poor
And I Look Forward To What You Have In Store

Ok… So maybe I am not a very good poet… I’ll just stick with web hosting reviews :)

Actually my dad does not know a thing about web hosting… But if he did, he would want me to host with HostPapa.  There are many reasons that a person would choose HostPapa.com for their web hosting needs.

  • First, HostPapa offers an affordable web hosting solution ($4.95/mo)
  • Secondly, HostPapa web hosting is ran on 100% green energy.
  • Thirdly, HostPapa customers get a free domain name, unlimited bandwidth, and unlimited disk space
  • Forth, HostPapa offers friendly customer support
  • Fifth, HostPapa has a very cool name :)

You can’t go wrong when hosting with HostPapa… Click here to get the latest HostPapa Promo Pricing!

So you want to know the difference between HostMonster & BlueHost?

Answer:  Look at the logos to the right.  :)

Seriously… If you are trying to compare HostMonster and BlueHost you will not find any differences except for their logo.  HostMonster.com & BlueHost.com are owned by the same company.. Both are AMAZING web hosts, and both are very affordable..  Do not waste your time comparing these hosts because they are the same and you will be pleased with either or.

Click to get HostMonster hosting for only $3.95 a month!
Click to get BlueHost hosting for only $3.95 a month!

Many individuals acciedentally search for “web hsting” rather than their orginial intention of “web hosting”.. So for fun I decided to write a post for all of those people looking for the top 10 web hsting sites ;) ..

Top 10 Web Hsting:

  1. HostMonster – $3.95/month – 2009 Best Web Hosting
  2. BlueHost – $3.95/month – Professional Web Hsting
  3. HostGator – $4.95/month – Reseller Hosting
  4. IxWebHosting – $3.95/month – Affordable Hsting
  5. WebHostingPad – $3.96/month – Cheap Web Hosting
  6. StartLogic – $5.95/month – Web Site Hosting
  7. InMotionHosting – $6.95/month – Reliable Hsting
  8. ProNetHosting – $4.95/month – Fast Growing Web Host
  9. LunarPages – $4.95/month – Business Web Hsting
  10. HostPapa – $4.95/month - Green Web Hosting

So regardless if your looking for hosting or “hsting” the top 10 list remains the same.  We hope that this list will help you save lots of money on your next web hosting purchase.  Thanks!

Many business owners/organizations find them self asking this question, “Should I have a website?” .   This is a very good question; however, the answer according to this USA Today Article is “You Bet”. 

You really cannot go wrong with having a web page.  If you compare the top 10 web hosting you will find that you can get professional web hosting for only $3.95/month.